Fake Hand Washing

Posted by Dane Carder on March 25, 2019

I don’t know if this is just something that happens in men’s restrooms, but fake hand washing is ridiculous and must be stopped. It is just what it sounds like… You enter a restroom that is also in use by another person. They finish their business first, and then they go to the sink, turn the water on for just long enough to do a flyby with both hands through the water. They take a paper towel, and they exit swiftly. There is a 99.8% chance that no soap was dispensed, and most likely no germs were removed by this effort. This performance is strictly to save face in some way; it’s faking and lying… a parade and a charade.

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